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      <image:title>Homepage - Screenwriting Samples</image:title>
      <image:caption>For those with a little more time, these screenwriting samples are available. Each is award winning at some level and very likely to spring board Chris’ blossoming screenwriting career to new heights. Enjoy and share with your cousins who happen to be producers.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Homepage - Chris Todd’s Writing Resume</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’re looking for evidence of Chris Todd’s extensive marketing experience, that resume is on LinkedIn. If you’re looking to view some of the writing accomplishments he’s most proud of and get a sense of his reliability, writing experience, and professionalism, you’re in the right spot.</image:caption>
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