Types of Clothing, Ranked by How Many Time I'll Wear Them Without Doing Laundry

  1. Shoes 👟

    Do people wash shoes? It seems like we should wash shoes.

  2. Jeans 👖

    Pretty much never wash them. Unnecessary.

  3. Hoodies

    I mean, is a clean hoodie really a hoodie at all?

  4. Sweaters

    Basically a classy hoodie.

  5. Other pants

    More fragile than jeans, for some reason.

  6. Button ups or button downs 👔

    If the collar didn't get so gross, it would be hoodie level.

  7. T-shirts

    One and done, guys.

  8. Undershirts

    These should be thrown in the laundry approximately five minutes after putting them on.

  9. Underwear

    😏

  10. Socks

    Socks are gross. Throw them in the laundry and lose them.

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