Types of Clothing, Ranked by How Many Time I'll Wear Them Without Doing Laundry

  1. Shoes 👟

    Do people wash shoes? It seems like we should wash shoes.

  2. Jeans 👖

    Pretty much never wash them. Unnecessary.

  3. Hoodies

    I mean, is a clean hoodie really a hoodie at all?

  4. Sweaters

    Basically a classy hoodie.

  5. Other pants

    More fragile than jeans, for some reason.

  6. Button ups or button downs 👔

    If the collar didn't get so gross, it would be hoodie level.

  7. T-shirts

    One and done, guys.

  8. Undershirts

    These should be thrown in the laundry approximately five minutes after putting them on.

  9. Underwear


  10. Socks

    Socks are gross. Throw them in the laundry and lose them.

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