Types of Clothing, Ranked by How Many Time I'll Wear Them Without Doing Laundry

1. Shoes 👟

   Do people wash shoes? It seems like we should wash shoes.

2. Jeans 👖

   Pretty much never wash them. Unnecessary.

3. Hoodies

   I mean, is a clean hoodie really a hoodie at all?

4. Sweaters

   Basically a classy hoodie.

5. Other pants

   More fragile than jeans, for some reason.

6. Button ups or button downs 👔

   If the collar didn't get so gross, it would be hoodie level.

7. T-shirts

   One and done, guys.

8. Undershirts

   These should be thrown in the laundry approximately five minutes after putting them on.

9. Underwear

   😏

10. Socks

    Socks are gross. Throw them in the laundry and lose them.