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I Am Chris Todd, with @IamChrisTodd Humor writing worthy of reading.

Nov 8
Nov 8 An Honest LinkedIn Post on My Last Day at Work

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

After 6 years with my Extradium family I’m moving on to my next adventure. I’ve worked with so many talented and smart people over these last few years.

Oct 25
Oct 25 Letters Home from the Rodeo

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

It’s not my first rodeo, it’s my second, and the expectations of me are already way too high.

Sep 8
Sep 8 Things I Like the Least That I Do the Most, Ranked

Chris Todd
List

There are things you just have to do, despite your feelings about them. Here are some of those things.

Jun 29
Jun 29 200 Years After the Robots Enslaved Humanity

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

It’s been 200 years since the robot uprising. Human and robot relations have returned to normal and there are no underlying problems.

Mar 23
Mar 23 A Self-indulgent SEO’s Attempt to Answer ‘Who is the most popular Chris Todd?’

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

An exhaustive study of different people named Chris Todd, with one central question needing an answer: who is the most popular?

May 18
May 18 Re: Happy Memorial Day! — 15% Off Your Next Order 💸

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

Thank you for your company’s sincere wishes on this Memorial Day weekend. We appreciate you thinking about us over the holiday.

Mar 8
Mar 8 I'd Understand if More People Stopped to Ask Me if this Baby I'm Carrying was Kidnapped

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

I’m a dad. A biological dad to be specific. But I get that I don’t put off dad vibes. My vibes could be better described as ‘failed entrepreneur’ or ‘day drinker.’ Either way, I’m very comfortable in a hoodie. Which is fine. But since I know who I am, I guess what concerns me is that more people don’t stop my daughter and I to see if she’s been kidnapped.

Mar 1
Mar 1 Beneficiaries: A Television Sitcom Pilot by Chris Todd

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

After being named in a neighbor's will, old high school friends return home to claim their inheritance of living together, working together, and starting over in a familiar place.

Dec 7
Dec 7 The Making of a Comedy Nerd Part, Part Four: Adult Humor

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

I consider myself a comedy nerd. But I must ask myself, how did I get here? Part four of the answer: adult humor.

Sep 2
Sep 2 The Making of a Comedy Nerd, Part Three: the College Years

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

I consider myself a comedy nerd. But I must ask myself, how did I get here? Part three of the answer: the college years.

Jul 29
Jul 29 My Netflix Deal Must be Lost in the Mail.

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

In some personal news, I’ve been given a Netflix deal! I can’t get into the details. Because I haven’t received them yet. The deal definitely exists, but it must have been lost in the mail.

Jun 25
Jun 25 What a Nice Little Newspaper.

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

The news anyone would like to read.

May 7
May 7 Don’t Be Afraid to Run Your Own Marathon

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

Marathons are impressive, but don’t settle for running your standard marathon.

Dec 28
Dec 28 A Procrastinator's Guide to the Ten Best Ways to Get Things Done

Chris Todd
List

These are the ten best ways to get things accomplished as a procrastinator. Take it from me, a procrastinator. 

Dec 16
Dec 16 Bitcoin: The Cryptocurrency of the Future

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

Bitcoin is the perfect currency for our unstable, decentralized future America. 

Dec 6
Dec 6 Updated Security Questions for 2061

Chris Todd
List

The old internet security questions are outdated. Mother's maiden name? Street where you were born? Not relevant anymore.

Nov 27
Nov 27 A Definitive Guide to the Greatest TV Shows of All Time

Chris Todd
List

Which TV shows are the greatest of all time? Mad Men? Breaking Bad? We have the definitive list, in no particular order.

Nov 13
Nov 13 Elements of a Good Story

Chris Todd
List

Any good piece of writing must include, at a minimum, the essentials of this list.

Nov 2
Nov 2 Four Words That Don't Accurately Reflect the Comedic Theory They're Trying to Convey

Chris Todd
List

Words are important. Make sure they're saying what you want them to say.

Oct 22
Oct 22 Amid Massive Layoffs, CEO Assures His Employees That He Will Be Totally Fine.

Chris Todd
Headlines

After a hard year for Apexly, CEO Larry Oslwat comforts his employees with the knowledge that he is going to be just fine.

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True Stories of Things I Can't Quite Remember
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