Circa 2010, a group of friends would meet at the bar every Wednesday and come up with comedy bits. They called themselves the Intellectuary. One night, they had an idea: a heist business. That idea, like most in birthed inside bars went nowhere. But now, in the year 2025, it’s turned into the first 3,500 words of a short story. This is the first chapter of that story that might never get finished. Enjoy. For FREE.