The Last 30 Minutes at Work

1. Start new task

2. Abandon new task

3. Check email

4. Check Facebook

5. Check email

6. Feel bad about not being productive

7. Restart task

8. Click "next" on Pandora

9. Thumbs up on Pandora

10. Check email

11. Check to make sure the task still exists

12. Check email

13. Read news story about a new celebrity couple

14. Tweet sarcastic comment about the couple

15. Check email

16. Grab coffee

17. Ask coworker if she's working for the weekend

18. Check Facebook

19. Check email

20. Finish task (read: close word doc)

21. Go to the bathroom

22. Bathroom continued

23. Bathroom continued

24. Bathroom continued

25. Sign timesheet

26. Leave 5 minutes early

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