I Am Chris Todd, with @IamChrisTodd

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Factors For Determining Whether or Not To Jump Off a Bridge If Everyone Else Has Already Done So

  • Height of bridge

  • Weather

  • Caught up on DVR?

  • Current outfit

  • Toll bridge?

  • Are bungees involved?

  • The distance needed to travel to said bridge

  • Willingness to eat dinner alone

  • Is it really everyone?!

  • Even Steve?