Factors For Determining Whether or Not To Jump Off a Bridge If Everyone Else Has Already Done So

  • Height of bridge

  • Weather

  • Caught up on DVR?

  • Current outfit

  • Toll bridge?

  • Are bungees involved?

  • The distance needed to travel to said bridge

  • Willingness to eat dinner alone

  • Is it really everyone?!

  • Even Steve?

Things That Are OK Once, but Terrible Three Times

Excerpt on Stream of Consciousness Writing from Third Period English