Conversations with a Bobblehead

It's frustrating. It really is. I just want to hear the truth, but you keep telling me what I want to hear.

"Do I look good in these jeans?"

"Yes."

You know I don't look good in these jeans! Please just stop agreeing with me. Just once I'd like to hear a 'no' come from you. Would saying no be so bad? You act like it would literally break your neck to say no.

We never fight! How can our relationship flourish if we don't even have enough passion to muster up one disagreement?

"Do you think we should fight more?"

"Yes."

Let's fight then. We ARE fighting! This is so much better already. I can feel our relationship growing stronger already.

"Is this healthy?"

"Yes."

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