Exactly 50 Words Describing This Pain in My Neck

The first word that comes to mind is "ouch!" It is unclear what the 50th word to come to my mind will be. But if I had to guess, it will be something to the tune of 'how many words has this been?' Or maybe, 'it feels like tiny knives.'

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