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I Am Chris Todd, with @IamChrisTodd Humor writing worthy of reading.

May 7
May 7 The Tale of Fairy Tales

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

It's unclear how Fairy Tales start. Are they carefully crafted or are they the original viral post?

May 5
May 5 Estonian Prime Minister Admits That His Country is Make Believe

Chris Todd
Headlines

In an official statement, Estonia finally admits to being a make believe country. It's not real.

May 4
May 4 Part 14: Humility (Excerpt from True Stories of Things I Can't Quite Remember)

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

An Excerpt from Chris Todd's debut book of personal essays, exploring the seven deadly sins and hevenly virtues.

Apr 30
Apr 30 A Quick Thought On Legacies

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

You don't get to choose your own legacy. It is earned through hard work and occasionally bad luck.

Apr 28
Apr 28 Study Finds Ethiopia Completely Unaffected by Global Economic Meltdown

Chris Todd
Headlines

During the worst global recession of all time, Ethiopia remained one of the countries shielded from its ill effects.

Apr 23
Apr 23 My Hairline Thinks I Should’ve Died at 26

Chris Todd
Nonfiction

Baldness has long been a mystery to scientists. Finally, the truth of hair loss is available and it's dark.

Apr 21
Apr 21 Ron Paul Pushes to Legalize Marijuana and Will Start Wearing Ironic Tees

Chris Todd
Headlines

Ron Paul is a very serious third-party presidential candidate. He's also trying some new ways to become relatable. 

Apr 16
Apr 16 The First Time We Met: A Love Story

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

There is no greater story than a love story. And this is one of the greatest love stories of all.

Apr 9
Apr 9 The Minutiae of My Day: If Tweets Were Written as Short Stories

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

Social media gets a bad rap for just being posts about people's lunches. It's not untrue. 

Apr 2
Apr 2 The Biography of a Terrible Person

Chris Todd
Humor Essay

Some people are terrible. It's a known fact. There are tell tale signs of every terrible person to look out for.

True Stories of Things I Can't Quite Remember
By Chris M. Todd
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